vangoghears:

what if mcdonald’s employees secretly make a lot of money so they just tell kids to work hard so they won’t end up working at mcdonald’s because the employees want to keep their jobs and their high salaries

if only. 

(via erinraptor)

walmartfashionista:

this is the twenty-first century and the fact that there are over 7.2 billion people in the world and not one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is sort of unacceptable

(via goddamminor)

themcbatcommander:

if you’re ever sad or depressed or self conscious about yourself just remember

there are people out there who masturbate to fictional ponies on a kids tv show and you’re not one of them

(via thestorynotsofar)